I'm back home and ready to start making a change for the better. But first a bit of over 60 humor to restart my blog. Hope you enjoy.
Questions And Answers From An AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?A: Yes.. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt.'
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?A: 'Gosh, I remember these.
Smile, You've still got your sense of humor, right?
Just remember, you'll be here someday! :-)